Hero? Wednesday Night!!!

Today thus far has been reptile Monday at our household. I was coming from the church this morning and saw a turtle on the road. In my head for come odd reason i thought Zane (my 3 year old son) would love it. He happen to be taking a bath when i got home and my wife and I showed it to him. At first he was a little freaked out but the thought of having a medium sized turtle in the back yard and my son playing with it was not in our best interest as of right now. My son is really cool and sometimes not afraid of things. Know him he will hug it and kiss it and contact a rare disease. So we did the noble thing and put him out in the wild out of my back yard. I am sure he is on the road again and dodging Mobile traffic. Plase stop for a second and say a prayer for the brave little turtle. He is much safer out there than in our house. 

Hero? Yes i am. Sometime around 11 am, i looked out our window that look out into our backyard. I saw something in the grass that looked like a stick. Though i knew it couldnt be a stick so i decided to get a closer look. IT WAS A FREAKING SNAKE!!!!!! I hate snakes so does my wife. My wife couldnt stand the fact of a snake being the back yard, so i had to do the MANLY thing and get rid of it. I first tried to throw a stick and hit it but it didnt faze him at all. I went back into the house and got a football, my wife just laughed at me. So i got the shovel. I didnt want to kill him or even be near him. I approached with the shovel in hand and sneaked up and hit half of his body. Blood went everywhere. He was still moving. Chopped that half in half and still moving. Then went for the TKO and hit him on the head. He instantly was out for the count. WHAT NOW!!!!! Killed the deadly black rat snake!!!!!! Showed him to Zane and said if you ever see anything like this to run, cause he can bite. If he was to bite you, you will die. Maybe that was a little to harsh but there is no telling what kind of snakes you can come across. There is no telling what Zane will do too. He may try to hug it, kiss it, or twirl it around like a twizzler. So today i was a hero and a repitlist, if there is a such a thing. Just dont call me when you have a snake at your house cause i wont be coming:)

Dont forget its RETRO  NIGHT THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!  Its going to be a lot of fun. Be sure to bring a friend with you. If you are not at the beach getting burnt or getting rained on. Be sure to come out to flipside. Also if you plan on going to the Bama spring game, be sure to bring your $15 bucks!!!! It is the last day to turn in your money. We will leave the church @ 6:30 AM and be sure to bring money for 2 meals. See you Wednesday night!!!